Match Results
1. Kerrie - 325
2. Chris - 286
3. Russell - 263
4. Claire - 261
Summary
The Head to Head Knockout was over for the evening so we decided we had enough time to play a Core Championship match. So guess what?! That's exactly what we did!
If you've followed the summaries up until now, you will know that I got totally embarrassed by my daughter, who knocked me out of the head to head. Well, this match was no different. Kerrie wrangled in another win, the git, with a pretty convincing performance. It has to be noted that by this point her spending was done and her phone was on the table so she gave this match extra attention! She remains second in the table but she has cut her deficit down admirably.
I lost, again, yes, boohoo. I actually lost by quite a significant margin. I can't really remember how I played because I was still reeling from my defeat in the head to head, but I must have played like shit because I let Kerrie gain on me pretty significantly. I remain first in the table, but for how long, I don't know... and I'm devastated about it okay? You're all so mean! Why do you keep going on about it when I'm so fragile you bastards?!
Ahem... anyway... Russell had spent most of the evening miles away, no doubt thinking about the time he was meant to assassinate Saddam Hussein during a very swanky dinner party. That was until my mum called him and gave him a bollocking because his egg and chips were going cold. Well, as soon as Saddam heard that a woman was telling him what to do, he was caught, and he spent months as a prisoner, until Saddam was pulled from his little cave hole and hung like a pig. Which was ironic. Either way, he managed to play pretty well, and he actually managed third place this time. It didn't help though. He remains fourth in the table.
Claire, bless her, came fourth. She played like a trooper and missed out on third place by three measly points. But the rules are the rules, and it is what it is. She remains third in the table lolloping along like a sloth on smack.
Core Championship Table as of 22/03/25
1. Chris - 3888
2. Kerrie - 3724
3. Claire - 3278
4. Russell - 3143
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