1. Russell - 291
2. Grace - 272
3. Chris - 271
4. Lee - 212
5. Millie - 202
6. Claire - 188
7. Jacob - 180
Match Summary
Russell, the bloody GOAT, because let's face it, he is... came first. He might not have had the greatest score... but it's the way he scored it! He obviously won... but it's the WAY he won!! He scored more points than everyone else... what a legend!!!
Grace came second. I know she definitely expected better. But Grace, you can't win 'em all! Calm down! We all love you! I know what she's like... she will be throwing things and taking it out on Jordan! She can be really violent!!
I came third. Obviously I can accept a loss with poise and a fantastic sense of competition. I know that I can't win 'em all the time. But to be absolutely honest... I was furious and I must admit... I cried a little bit!
Lee came fourth. I'm pretty sure that he's still feeling his loss. He was not happy... in fact, I thought that he might actually hurt someone! It was quite disturbing actually!!
Millie, Lee's much more level headed other half, came fifth! She didn't do particularly well, but she always tries her best, bless her!
Claire did about as well as Claire usually does these days, which is not very well at all! I'm actually starting to think that we need to hold a benefit concert in her name. We could call it Claire-aid...
Hilariously, Jacob came last! He couldn't even conceal this week's loss using his usual cock-sure attitude. It was a pathetic result. He knew it, I knew it... we all knew it! I'm sure he wasn't very pleased about this, but I have to admit that I did gain a rather selfish sense of satisfaction knowing that he played like wank! I'm not proud of this, but it's true!!
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can also email me at bhoyahtzeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.
Live Leaderboard as of 10/07/26
1. Jacob - 14
2. Chris - 11
3. Claire - 10
4. Russell - 8
5. Millie - 7
6. Miles - 4
=7. Lee - 3
=7. Kian - 3
=9. Kerrie - 2
=9. Faith - 2
=11. Chloe - 1
=11. Grace - 1
=13. Lily
=13. Isabelle
=13. Jordan
=13. Theo
=13. Jess
=13. "Choi"
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