Match Results
1. Jacob - 236
2. Chris - 203
3. Claire - 199
4. Russell - 193
5. Millie - 172
1. Jacob - 236
2. Chris - 203
3. Claire - 199
4. Russell - 193
5. Millie - 172
Match Summary
It was Jacob's birthday on the day of this Match, so naturally we let him win... ... ... no, sorry, can't do it! We didn't let him win! He just did what Jacob usually does in these Live Matches and bummed us all (you heard me), because he's a cheater (to be confirmed)... many happy returns though... honest!
I came second. I actually thought I could grab this Match and claw ever closer to Jacob's overall victory score! But, alas, it just wasn't to be! I am so sick of coming second to Jacob. He doesn't even care about that in the bedroom. SELFISH!!
Claire, who is still on her holly jolly holidays, came third. For once it's understandable that she did a bit shit... she IS on holiday! Although I do believe she tried her hardest though.. you did, didn't you Claire? Depressing!
Russell came fourth! He happened to be sat opposite me during this match and all I can say is that if you are easily offended, don't ever play Yahtzee with this man! The guff that came from his mouth was indescribable! Just because he missed some scores! Now, for me; a decent, well to do Catholic boy really should have no idea about the words he was saying... all I can say is that it sounded disgraceful! I'm a nice boy, my father is condemned!
Finally, there is Millie! I was actually surprised that she played. But she did! And, to be fair, she tried! Although, if I'm honest, she could have tried just an eency teency weency bit harder! She might dispute that... and if she does, I am afraid for my wellbeing! So I hope she doesn't! Millie!!!! There is always next week! Please, for the love of God, chill out.... love you!
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can also email me at bhoyahtzeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.
It was Jacob's birthday on the day of this Match, so naturally we let him win... ... ... no, sorry, can't do it! We didn't let him win! He just did what Jacob usually does in these Live Matches and bummed us all (you heard me), because he's a cheater (to be confirmed)... many happy returns though... honest!
I came second. I actually thought I could grab this Match and claw ever closer to Jacob's overall victory score! But, alas, it just wasn't to be! I am so sick of coming second to Jacob. He doesn't even care about that in the bedroom. SELFISH!!
Claire, who is still on her holly jolly holidays, came third. For once it's understandable that she did a bit shit... she IS on holiday! Although I do believe she tried her hardest though.. you did, didn't you Claire? Depressing!
Russell came fourth! He happened to be sat opposite me during this match and all I can say is that if you are easily offended, don't ever play Yahtzee with this man! The guff that came from his mouth was indescribable! Just because he missed some scores! Now, for me; a decent, well to do Catholic boy really should have no idea about the words he was saying... all I can say is that it sounded disgraceful! I'm a nice boy, my father is condemned!
Finally, there is Millie! I was actually surprised that she played. But she did! And, to be fair, she tried! Although, if I'm honest, she could have tried just an eency teency weency bit harder! She might dispute that... and if she does, I am afraid for my wellbeing! So I hope she doesn't! Millie!!!! There is always next week! Please, for the love of God, chill out.... love you!
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can also email me at bhoyahtzeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.
Live Leaderboard as of 03/07/26
1. Jacob - 14
2. Chris - 11
3. Claire - 10
=4. Russell - 7
=4. Millie - 7
6. Miles - 4
=7. Lee - 3
=7. Kian - 3
=9. Kerrie - 2
=9. Faith - 2
=11. Chloe - 1
=11. Grace - 1
=13. Lily
=13. Isabelle
=13. Jordan
=13. Theo
=13. Jess
=13. "Choi"
1. Jacob - 14
2. Chris - 11
3. Claire - 10
=4. Russell - 7
=4. Millie - 7
6. Miles - 4
=7. Lee - 3
=7. Kian - 3
=9. Kerrie - 2
=9. Faith - 2
=11. Chloe - 1
=11. Grace - 1
=13. Lily
=13. Isabelle
=13. Jordan
=13. Theo
=13. Jess
=13. "Choi"
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