Match Results
1. Jacob - 272
2. Kian - 265
3. Chris- 242
4. Lee - 202
5. Russell - 177
6. Claire - 161
7. Millie - 158
Summary
Well, as if I had to tell you, Jacob, who is slowly becoming known as the "King of Lives", came first. This is actually becoming a bit of a bloody joke at this point! The slimy little twat! The only solace I take in his victory is the fact that he cannot seem to use these skills in the League... ha... ha... ha... I'm joking........ of course. Well done...... you vadge biscuit!
Kian, our newest member (or rubber necker. I haven't decided yet) came second with a very reasonable score! For context, Kian is a very good friend of Lee and also Mollie's next potential piece of buttery crumpet. Not that it has anything to do with me, but I still don't know what to think about him. Don't get get me wrong, he seems like a lovely young fella; I just can't bring myself to trust anyone, especially a male, with a perm!
I came third in the Match. I don't normally take these kinds of results too badly, but I was beaten by a fella with a perm, so this one hurt!
Lee came fourth with a predictably middling result. Why is it so predictable these days? Well, to tell you the truth, we (and when I say we, I refer to the BHO AND his family) have lost him to grim depths of addiction. We have all attempted to talk to him. We've tried the softly softly approach and the hard assed approach. But nothing works. No matter how hard we try, he just cannot seem to give up his testicle addiction (his own, by the way). Come back to us Lee, we miss you!!
Russell came fifth. He had his head in the clouds once again! No doubt remembering his many, MANY hours spent on Epstein's Island.
Claire came sixth. To be perfectly honest, she was bloody lucky to do that well. I know I have said this a lot, about other players, and probably Claire at this point too. But seriously... No. Seriously...... no, I'm bloody serious! She was untouchable. Now anyone can touch her.... not that anyone would want to...
In last place was our resident sheep botherer, Millie. Just like Jacob (just the other way around), her Live Matches do not reflect her League results. Now, don't get me wrong, Millie is not necessarily setting the world on fire with her League performances, but if you consider her performance this year to her dismal attempts in the League previously, she is, at the very LEAST hitting her stride! But then again, Lee has told me before that he's always done before she gets in to her stride! I always assume he's talking about Yahtzee, at least!!!!
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can also email me at bhoyahtzeeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.
See you next time, homies!!
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