Match Results
1. Millie - 274
2. Russell - 255
3. Lee - 239
4. Claire - 211
5. Jacob - 208
6. Miles - 203
7. Chris- 193
Summary
It was definitely a better turnout this week than the previous Live Match. Sometimes our little clan of competitors have other things going on in their lives, but it usually doesn't happen that often, because we are all pretty much sad loners, so, yes, it was a healthy match this week!
Millie came first, proving once again that she has either become one of the luckiest players in the BHO, or she has learned the fundamentals of Yahtzee strategy. I suspect that it is a little bit of both, but boy is she making her mark! Every time I get battered by her in a match, I feel annoyed, because I lost, but also proud, because she won!
Russell came second, which might have been a bit of a bitter pill to swallow as he was actually in the lead for a good 90% of the match. Who knows what happened. He might have got complacent, but then again, his mind may have wandered and he may have been daydreaming about the time he nailed Christ to the cross! But we may never know.
Lee came third, a decent result for him. It has been a while since we have seen a good run from my second in command. I am seriously considering making him redundant from his position.... as soon as I start winning... ahem.
Claire came fourth. Again, a pretty good result from a young (ha) lady (hahaha) that dominated the early days of the BHO, but she has now fallen through the cracks and is basically just here to keep the numbers up! I honestly couldn't imagine being this bad...
Jacob, the king of Live Matches, came fifth. He seems to be having a bit of a wobble lately. I think this is because he and Miguel (if you know, you know) are having some marital issues. I keep asking him to open up and talk about it, but he just tells me that he has been opened up enough. Whatever that means.
Miles came sixth. I can say with certainty (as I was with it at the time) that it was distracted. It was far too busy polishing it's nails and fixing it's eyeliner. Don't you DARE assume it's gender!
So, it seems I have said a lot of derogatory things about my fellow competitor's performances, but please, forget about all that. I really didn't mean it. Because I came last, and I am not ashamed to say that it was dismal. Any decent chairman of a sporting organisation worth his salt would step down immediately after such a result and pass the baton on to somebody much more worthy. But I'M the chairman, I'm not worth my salt and I refuse to step down! And you can't make me!!
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can also email me at bhoyahtzeeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.
See you next time, homies!
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