Results
1. Chris - 431 (4pts)
2. Kerrie - 271 (3pts)
3. Russell - 217 (2pts)
4. Claire - 168 (1pt)
Summary
A single day had passed since the evening of the League match, and we had all been re-invited to Claire's gaff for a delightful barbecue. It was a spiffing affair attended by all that I knew very well and a good amount of weirdos that Claire invited. I was going to invite them to join the BHO... then I met them. Lee was the grill master general for the afternoon's festivities and he did a cracking job, but I will say it was lucky that he had my dad and I to tell him what he was doing wrong. He loved that. A good time was had by... most, and once the "others" had buggered off we could get a Champions League match going.
Unlike the League match, in which I played like an absolute ball bag, I played like an absolute savant of the sport (yes, sport) in this one! First roll, Yahtzee, seventh roll, Yahtzee. Got my bonus and everything in between! Just my luck that it happens in a competition that I am already leading... not that I'm bitter! Like I said, I remain first in the League.
Kerrie came second in the match. With a good score. She was once again absent but we were, once again, promptly appraised of the results. And if any of you think she may be cheating, we do have a team of gunmen deployed for all "away games" that are played, so she would only make that mistake once. Despite her great score, she remains last in the table.
Russell finished third in the match. He might have felt a bit uncomfortable as we all did, especially after eating Lee's chicken. Either that or it was flashbacks from the time he died while mining for gold in America in the early 1800's. It's okay, he didnt find any anyway. He remains second in the League.
Claire finished fourth in the match. This time around she was properly soused, arseholed and off her low hanging tits. So intoxicated in fact that it actually affected her scores. Luckily, Jacob was nowhere to be seen, otherwise she might have actually got her claws into him this time. And he might have let her. This would be a bad turnout for all in our faction. After all, who needs to hear the particulars of that sweaty congress? She remains third in the League.
League Table as of 18/08/25
1. Chris - 25pts
2. Russell - 22pts
3. Claire - 17pts
4. Kerrie - 15pts
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