Match Results
1. Chloe - 374
2. Jacob - 276
3. Russell - 223
4. Chris - 213
5. Claire - 203
Match Summary
This Friday's Live match, if you'll forgive my frankness, was a bit of a f**k up. Faith had originally joined the match and, bless her, she was doing pretty well. Unfortunately, a technical hitch that froze her game, which was due to the shonky site we use at the minute and definitely not her phone meant that she had to sacrifice her game so the rest of us could finish (not the first time I've had to finish without her). I think this annoyed me more than it did her (if it had happened to me, I would have been furious), but we desperately need to find a new platform to play on... any suggestions are greatly welcome... please... we're desperate! The rest of us did finish the match thanks to Faith's selfless act, so we do at least have a match to summarise. Love you, Faith xxxxx
In the very latest League match summary I made a point of stating that Chloe was so much better than her naff score would suggest. BOY, she didn't half prove my point in this match! She finished first, far beyond anybody else! She gave a storming performance featuring two Yahtzees and pretty much everything else she was going for. Kudos Chloe. You have done your Turkish crumpet proud! And me! Just stop working so hard!!!! PLAY MORE YAHTZEE!!!!!
Jacob tore himself away from the shower long enough to join us and he found himself in second place. He has been trying to wash away the shame of Claire's sexual advances since the events of the previous weekend. But I don't think they make bleach strong enough for that. I feel your pain brother.
Russell came third. Don't get me wrong, he's still mixing it up at the top of every match result, but he seems to be letting his guard down. A bit like when he worked for MI5 during the war and he introduced all his buddies at the headquarters to his mate, Adolf.
I came fourth, and to be quite frank, I was bloody lucky to get it. Absolutely nothing went right for me. I felt like a fat twat at a salad bar; out of place and out of my depth. But at least I wasn't last. Which leads me to...
Claire finished last, continuing her streak of appaling results. I can't help but find it amusing as she has been quite outspoken about the fact that she is the most decorated player in the BHO. But if she keeps it up, she'll be like an afro on a ginger kid; a total bloody laughing stock. Here's hoping...
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog, check out our upcoming events page and our socials, the usual ones, or you can email me at bhoyahtzeeorg@gmail.com for any queries.
See you next time, homies!!
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