Results
1. Millie - 423 (15pts)
2. Chloe - 298 (14pts)
3. Kerrie - 261 (13pts)
4. Neil - 252 (12pts)
5. Lee - 240 (11pts)
6. Jacob - 227 (10pts)
7. Grace - 226 (9pts)
8. Jordan - 223 (8pts)
9. Molly - 221 (7pts)
10. Russell - 201 (6pts)
11. Faith - 183 (5pts)
12. Lily - 173 (4pts)
13. Claire - 169 (3pts)
=14. Chris - 165 (2pts)
=14. Miles - 165 (2pts)
XX. James - OUT
Summary
Firstly, we need to address the elephant in the room... we have had a drop out. James decided that he could no longer be a part of the League due to serious Yahtzee/TikTok related scheduling conflicts. So James, sorry to see you go. Maybe next time!
Millie exploded into top spot in the Match with a cripplingly good score! The woolly behemoth was at it again. Unfortunately this great result did little to improve her League position. She remains fourth.
Chloe had a very good Match, coming second. Truly, these are the dizzy heights for Chloe. No offence intended, of course. She moves from thirteenth in the League up to tenth. Well done!
Kerrie came third in the Match. This would not be a surpring result a couple of Leagues ago, but it was this time. League four has gone topsy bloody turvy at the minute! She improves her League position from joint tenth to ninth.
Neil came fourth in the Match (what the hell is going on here?). To be honest, all of Neil's scores in this League have been a surprise, but honestly, it's nice that this great game of ours isn't always a two horse race. He moves from seventh in the League up to sixth.
Fifth place in the Match went to Dr. 420... or Lee. A pretty good result from my middling partner in crime. Has he got what it takes to mount a rip roaring campaign to the upper echelons of the League table in it's second half? Time will only tell. He moves from eighth in the League up to joint seventh.
Jacob came sixth in the Match. Somehow, despite a few tribulations, he is still managing to keep his end up. That may sound like a comment on his sex life, but I assure you, it isn't. He's sticking around at the top of the League, improving his postion from third to second.
Grace did a reasonable job coming seventh in the Match. But she is a perfect example of how consistency is far more important than trying to come first every week. Although it would be nice if you could. She moves from second in the League up to the very top spot! Good on ya!
Jordan, Grace's pet, came eighth in the Match. Again, a decent result, and yet another example of my above point! He moves from sixth up to fifth in the League. I think they're swapping notes!
Molly came ninth in the Match. This wouldn't be that impressive... but it IS Molly! She is now fifteenth in the League, which would have probably been sixteenth... but James...
Russell came tenth in the Match, a pretty dire score for the doddery one. Lately he has been the very picture of consistency, but everyone is allowed a bad day at the office! It has hit him pretty hard though. He moves from the top of the League down to third.
Faith came eleventh in the Match. She has a lot on her mind at the minute, much like every other week, but it DOES contribute to these shonky scores she keeps getting. She remains twelfth in the League.
Lily finished twelfth in the Match. While this was not a great score from the tiny headed one by any means, it did do her a slight service. She moves from joint fourteenth up to thirteenth in the League.
Claire came thirteenth in the Match. Definitely a poor performance, even for Claire. The Carlsberg is definitely not helping anymore. She moves from joint fourteenth to fourteenth all by herself. Not exactly something to brag about.
Speaking of things not to brag about... I finished joint fourteenth in the Match. Yep... truly pathetic. I think it is fair to say that at the moment, my League campaign has gone absolutely tits up. I am ashamed and I am seeking professional help. I move from fifth in the League down to an abysmal... a depressing joint seventh next to Lee!
Miles, my somewhat inferior offspring, also came fourteenth in the Match (maybe we're not so different after all). I'm pretty sure I can do better than this Match would suggest, but I 100% KNOW Miles can definitely do better. I might need to clip his ear! Remember when you could do that before it became an item on the evening news? (I'M JOKING!!!!!!). He moves from ninth in the League down to eleventh.
League Table as of 07/03/26
1. Grace - 98pts
2. Jacob - 97pts
3. Russell - 96pts
4. Millie - 95pts
5. Jordan - 83pts
6. Neil - 82pts
=7. Chris - 78pts
=7. Lee - 78pts
9. Kerrie - 71pts
10. Chloe - 70pts
11. Miles - 66pts
12. Faith - 62pts
13. Lily - 55pts
14. Claire - 54pts
15. Molly - 48pts
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