Match Results
1. Russell - 249
2. Lee - 238
3. Jacob - 208
4. Claire - 206
5. Chris - 201
6. Faith - 179
Summary
Ooooooh it was a zesty Live Match on this fateful Friday evening. Looking at the scores you may not think it, but for a good two thirds of the Match it was too close to call. Come along kids, let me walk you through it...
Russell smarmed his way into first place with his usual egotistical swagger. I have no real evidence for this as this was an online Match, but I've known him long enough now (40 years... he is my dad) to know that there was a massive shit eating grin on his face when the final scores came in!
Lee managed second, not bad from the old blazer. However, the Match took about four times longer than it should have because of his delays! He was probably preoccupied because he had to refill his bong.
Jacob came third... which was a relief, but it did look like he could have claimed victory for a good portion of the Match. But something, somewhere went a wee bit wrong. Good...
Claire came fourth... evidence that the Yahtzee Gods are still not on her side as she actually rolled a Yahtzee as well. But, Claire: the other scores count too!
I played like shit, coming in fifth. I started off so well, too! This is actually becoming a bit concerning. I think I need to return to my former Yahtzee sensei for a few booster lessons. I don't really want to though. Don't get me wrong. He taught me all I know, I just never liked the fact that we had to share a bed... naked... and I was always the little spoon!
Faith, unfortunately, came last. It's not really her fault. She has a condition, she's had it all her life. There is some evidence to suggest that it's a genetic condition, other people believe that it is infectious and slightly fewer people believe that it's sexually transmitted... Well, I can assure you that it is definitely NOT sexually transmitted. The condition? Well, she's just a bit crap!
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can also email me at bhoyahtzeeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.
See you next time, homies!!
Live Leaderboard as of 20/03/26
1. Jacob - 13
2. Chris - 9
=3. Millie - 6
=3. Russell - 6
=5. Miles - 4
=5. Claire - 4
7. Lee - 3
8. Kerrie - 2
=9. Faith - 1
=9. Chloe - 1
=11. Lily
=11. Isabelle
=11. Grace
=11. Jordan
=11. Theo
=11. Jess
=11. Kian
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