Match Results
1. Russell - 326
2. Lee - 320
3. Jacob - 254
4. Claire - 215
5. Millie - 175
6. Chris - 159
7. Kian - 136
Summary
Friday came... and it almost bloody went waiting for my stupid sodding sister and my stupider soddinger father to get their arses in to gear and get online! But no, they were delayed. Why? Because they were... yep, playing sodding Yahtzee!!!!!! Can you effing believe it?! But, the sun may have been rising by the time they were ready, but we did eventually get a Match going!
Russell, my daddy, who called himself "Late To The Party" for the Match (ha... ha... ha...) came first. Bloody typical! So the already arrogant twat who thinks we can all just wait until he decides he's ready now has an extra reason to be the most smug geriatric the world has ever known... the cock knocker.
Lee, who we haven't seen in a Live Match for quite some time, came second. This was actually pretty funny, because he was messaging me, gloating about his "win" before he'd actually won. And then he didn't. What a bell end. But even so, it's the best result he's had in a good long while. Y'know, because he's a bit shit...
Jacob came third. He's also been a bit absent from the Friday night Lives lately, because apparently World of Warcraft is much more important. He did okay, but to be honest, the gulf between the top two in this Match and the rest of us is a bit laughable really, but we only have ourselves to blame. And while I may not have much room to talk, I think Jacob needs to get his eye back on the ball (or dice) and start using his wrist for rolling more and not for... well, y'know... self love...
Claire, or Mrs. Twit, or Bella Hemburg, or Ermantrude came fourth. This is actually a cause for celebration for Claire, who, to be honest lately, has been playing a bit like a blind golfer with a broken back. So well done... I guess.
Millie came fifth. She actually got quite upset about this. I then had to inform her that she has actually been playing quite well. I also had to inform her that she was sitting in a very respectable fourth place in the League. A fact that she was oblivious to. It's so nice to know that the hard work and effort that it takes to write these blog posts are getting appreciated... by sodding no-one! Well, I like them anyway!
I came sixth, which was bloody pathetic. I actually had a really good score going, but then, as is my luck, in the second half of the Match it was zero after zero after zero! Kinda reminded me of my sex life!!
Kian came seventh. He seems to be really getting into the old Yahtzee life and all the turf wars that come with it. He's played every Live Match since he knew about them. Good on ya lad. Happy to have ya! Yes he came last, but firstly, he's still learning, secondly, he wasn't that far behind me (which is depressing) and thirdly, for the short period of time he's been playing, he's done a lot better! Everyone is allowed a bad day at the office. Let's face it, if Yahtzee was my job, I'd have been made redundant years ago, so I can't really diss him!!
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can also email me at bhoyahtzeeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.
See you next time, homies!
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