Well, we have a new member. And what a curious beast he is. Don't get me wrong, he is a lovely young fella... but he has a perm. But don't get me wrong. He really is a lovely young fella!
So how did we meet? Well, he happens to be a friend of my "supposedly" second in command, Lee. They sell greetings cards, y'know, Happy Birthday, Happy anniversary, sorry, but you're not the dad! You know what I'm talking about. Anyway, they were coworkers and they must have hit it off, because eventually he crossed my path. Either way, he impressed me; he didn't want to smoke dope, he didn't want alcohol and he never tried to sexually abuse me... so, as far as I was concerned, he was all good!
He also gave me a few games of Yahtzee without moaning about it.... so that's a seal of approval for me!!! On the downside, he has been giving my niece, Molly , some dirty looks. But luckily, as soon as he realised that Molly is a she and not a he (you do need to look carefully), he started looking at me. Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered, but my delicate exit is not meant for the kind of things he wants to do with it.... plus.... he's got a perm.
But anyway, Kian, it's great to have you on board... just keep your hands on the dice!!!!!!
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