Match Results
1. Millie - 277
2. Russell - 216
3. Chris - 194
4. Kian - 193
5. Claire - 187
Summary
Well, another Live Match. And it was my favourite kind of match; a good, twisty turny tight kind of Match.
Millie came first, playing EXACTLY how I know she can; brilliantly! It was a fantastic score and a whopper of a performance from the wee Welsh lassy! She's a bloody dark horse is this one. But not to me. I knew she had something in her from the moment I met her. I must admit, at first the only thing she had in her when she moved over to our end of this septic isle was chlamydia. But I could see past that, and she has only proved me right ever since! I'm so proud of her!!!
My daddy, Russell, came second, with a decent score. Again, here is another human that you would be stupid to write off! It would also be stupid to be on your own with him in a dark room that has locks on the doors, but that's a story for another time!!
I came third, and I have to say I was a bit disappointed. This is mainly because I thought I had a pretty good grasp on the game, but inevitably it all went a bit tits up at the crucial moment. Story of my life! Just ask my wife...
But it has to be said that Kian, who came fourth, probably has a lot more to moan about than myself. He started off so well. He really has taken to Yahtzee like a duck to water.... if the duck had only one leg and had been eating lead all day. He was performing brilliantly at the start of the match, but he just seemed to crumble by the end. He is still new though, however, so I think he is still struggling with the end game strategy somewhat. It could be that. Or it could just be because he has a perm... we may never know!
Finally, Claire came last. Depressingly, this is no longer a surprise. The way she is playing at the moment is about as limp as the bacon she serves up in her day job. She certainly needs to go away and rethink some life choices and take a good, long, hard look in the mirror. I just hope she isn't squeamish.
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can also email me at bhoyahtzeeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.
See you next time, homies!!
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