Match Results
1. Russell - 365
2. Chris- 359
3. Claire - 222
4. Grace - 215
5. Faith - 201
6. Jacob - 190
Summary
These Live Matches may only be friendlies, but I don't mind disclosing to you fine people that I am absolutely disgusted!! Let me tell you why!
Russell... yes Russell. That selfish, Epstein loving, ball bag fondling, nazi sympathising twat (I thought I'd keep this summary PG), came first! How did he come first? Through sheer trickery. A lesson he learned in Israel, no doubt. But I will not go into detail... I may not like the man, or even respect him, but I still don't want his death on my hands...
I... yes, I... ME... came second!! This was a shock to me. Not because I am used to winning! But how often have you got two Yahtzees and still gotten beat? Yeah, I know... never. Well, that is exactly what my sad sack of a father did for me! Thanks dad!!!! Anyway, I can't even stand to think about this defeat anymore, let alone discuss it. Let's move on.
Claire came third, which was a mild surprise, but something tells me that her dreadfully shite streak may just be coming to an end. I have no solid evidence for this, it's just an inkling. But frankly, the worse she is for as long as possible is better for everyone involved.
Grace came fourth. Don't get me wrong, this wasn't a bad score from her, but she does need taking down a peg or two. Ever since she has been doing so well in the League she has gotten a little too big for her boots. I'm happy for anyone who does well, it's just when it starts to come out of their mouth in a hail of pompous laughter and "ner-ners"! THAT'S when when it gets on my tits!
Faith managed to do what Faith usually does... and finished at the bottom. Fifth to be precise. No, I'm not having a go, I love her dearly. I just wish she would try a smidge harder, bless her. But she probably had sewing on her mind, something that often over occupies her brain. Not that I can blame her, we all have our thing!! Bet you all can't guess what my thing is....
Jacob came last... boo hoo. Like I have just said, I'm happy when anybody does well, but Jacob has been doing just a little too well in the Live Matches. He tried his best though and that's all that anybody can ask! I bet he's heard that a few times in his life!
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can also email me at bhoyahtzeeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.
See you next time, homies!!
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