Results
1. Grace - 345 (16pts)
2. Russell - 275 (15pts)
3. Miles - 266 (14pts)
4. Neil - 259 (13pts)
5. Chris - 242 (12pts)
6. Millie - 219 (11pts)
7. Chloe - 210 (10pts)
8. Jordan - 207 (9pts)
9. Kerrie - 200 (8pts)
10. James - 196 (7pts)
11. Claire - 199pts (6pts)
12. Lee - 187pts (5pts)
=13. Jacob - 186 (4pts)
=13. Molly - 186 (4pts)
15. Lily - 179 (2pts)
16. Faith - 158 (1pt)
Summary
Grace topped the charts this time around! She's certainly got a bit of a streak going at the minute. She moves up from second in the League up to joint first! You go girl!!
Russell finished second in the Match with a decent score. I think he feels a bit relieved that his name wasn't mentioned in the Epstein files. So he's off the hook for now. He moves from sixth in the League up to fifth.
Miles finished third in the Match with a result he desperately needs. He's not been performing very well lately. I think it's his fringe! Because of his decent score he moves up from fourteenth in the League to joint tenth.
Neil came fourth in the Match. Oooooooohhh, look at him, doing all well and stuff! His decent run gets him a joint third position in the League, up from fourth.
I came fifth in the Match. I am not really doing too bad, but after my blazing start, this is not optimal. I move from third in the League to joint third with Neil. Ewwwww!
Millie did a good job, coming seventh in the League. But she's still not applying that oomph we talked about! Because of this, she moves down from fifth in the League to sixth! Come on Millie, have a word with your woolly baa baa bothering God!
Chloe came eighth. With everything she has going on with her arranged marriage, this is pretty impressive. Plus she remains seventh in the League.
Jordan was eighth in the Match this week. But you can't blame him. From what I hear, Jordan brings home the bacon, works all the hours, while his missus, Grace, does pretty much bugger all! He remains eighth in the League!
Kerrie came in at a middling ninth in the Match. There was probably an island (Epstein's) that she was trying to book for a holiday. She moves from joint eleventh in the League up to ninth.
James finished tenth in the Match. I have a feeling he could have done much better, but there must have been a new episode of One Piece he was desperate to watch. He moves from joint eleventh in the League up to joint tenth with Miles.
Claire came eleventh in the Match this week, which is not quite as close to the bottom as she is used to at the moment. I'm telling you Claire, the Carlsberg is doing nothing for you at the minute! Try Peroni!! She does, however move from dead last to joint fifteenth in the League!!
Lee came twelfth in the Match. I have to say, I'm seriously considering thinking of dropping this fella as my second in command! Pull yer socks up lad! He moves from tenth in the League down to twelfth. The melt!!
Jacob... haha... came... haha... thirteenth. Joint, but still... hahahahaha! I shouldn't gloat, but this spindly twat wastes absolutely no time getting in my face when I lose. So just allow myself this little bit of gloating would you? Yeah? Thanks. HA. HA. HA. He does stay top of the League however, joint with Grace. So what am I laughing about? Oh, whatever, f**k of Jacob, ya twat!!!
Molly finished joint thirteenth in the Match, with Jacob. She has been preoccupied lately with various men pining for her love, but that didn't make any difference, she played just as shit as she normally does. She remains fifteenth in the League, but this time she has company!
Lily had a bit of a shocker, coming fifteenth in the Match. But this is about expected from her by now. I did hope that she might prove her worth, but... nah. She moves down from joint eleventh in the League down to fourteenth. Come on Paul!!
Then there was Faith! Last in the Match. Honestly, I taught her everything I know, which is admittedly nothing.... but still. She moves from ninth in the League down to thirteenth. I hang my head in shame...
League Table as of 24/01/26
=1. Jacob - 70pts
=1. Grace - 70pts
=3. Chris - 64pts
=3. Neil - 64pts
5. Russell - 63pts
6. Millie - 61pts
7. Chloe - 54pts
8. Jordan - 52pts
9. Kerrie - 45pts
=10. James - 44pts
=10. Miles - 44pts
12. Lee - 43pts
13. Faith - 42pts
14. Lily - 39pts
=15. Molly - 29pts
=15. Claire - 29pts
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