Match Results
1. Jacob - 258
2. Claire - 214
3. Miles - 213
4. Chris - 185
5. Faith - 165
6. Russell - 163
Summary
Another Friday, another live match... derr!
Jacob, predictably, annoyingly and suicide inducingly came first... again. I honestly don't know how he does it! For some reason, when it comes to the live match he is a true savant! He's a bit shit when it comes to the League, but he seems to have the Midas touch when it comes to the live matches. What IS this witchcraft?! We may need to torture him so he'll reveal his secrets!
There was a time that Claire finishing second in a Match... ANY match... would be met with some concern and made us ask what was wrong! Not these days. These days if she finishes second, we raise an eyebrow and question whether she has taken one too many testosterone shots! But I'm not here to judge, but needless to say that when she finished second in this particular Match, there were a few dumbfounded glares... we're watching you , Claire!!
Miles came third and I don't mind telling him that I am actually a bit of a proud dad. Lately he has been mixing up with the big boys! He has definitely put in the graft! This is great to see. It shows me that he is aching for a decent score. He probably won't get one, but he's trying his hardest nonetheless!!
Ironically, I came fourth, with a performance that was, for want of a better word... a bit "aidsy"! I'm not trying to make excuses (or maybe I am) for my shonky performance(s), but when it comes to online matches, I suck big afro coloured ball! This is not to say that I am unstoppable with real dice in my hand, because I'm not, but I always, win or lose, feel more at home with those five resin cubes nestled in my sweaty palms. Alright, I AM trying to make excuses! Don't you DARE judge me!!
Faith, once again, nestled herself somewhere near the bottom. This makes me genuinely sad. There is a very good reason for this. You see, Faith is highly competitive, so if she should post a crapy score (which seems like those happen all of the time lately), she normally takes it out on me. If she wins, I get a delicious Sunday Dinner, with tender chicken, homemade roast potatoes with a rich gravy. If she loses, I get dessicated pidgeon, new potatoes and a phlegm sauce. So I wish she would get a lot better! If only for my own sake!!!
Finally, Russell came dead last! This is a teency weency bit of a shock as he has been giving a good bloody account of himself as of late. He must be having flashbacks of the Vietnam war. It was a tough time for him, but at least his side won in the end. The traitor!!!
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can also email me at bhoyahtzeeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.
See you next time, homies!!
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