Results
1. Russell - 338 (4pts)
2. Claire - 247 (3pts)
3. Chris - 230 (2pts)
4. Kerrie - 202 (1pt)
Summary
It was time (again) for another Champions League Match. I have to say, I've noticed a shift in Match dynamics as of late. The four of us seem to be taking it a bit more seriously. This could be because the League scores are so close, and anyone, at anytime could snatch the lead from either of the four other competitors. But, to be honest, I think it was the weather. Weird, right? But hear me out. The grand old United Kingdom has been blessed(?) with some insanely hot weather, such as the weather we had on this particular evening. It's not just been warm, though, it's been borderline intolerable. So, they could be taking Yahtzee more seriously, or, and more likely, we've been baking in the red hot heat and by the time we got to playing, we were all a bit tetchy because we we're all too warm. This is common for British folks who just aren't used to prolonged exposure to sun surface type temperatures. Either way, let's get to the summary!
Russell came first. Partly because he's playing like a demon lately and partly because the heat just does not affect this "human". Why, you ask? Well, he spent many years in the war torn country of Iraq. I wish I could tell you that he was on the side of the British, but no, he was Taliban through and through! Bloody turncoat. He still orders flowers and dumps them in the sea for Osama every, single, year! But, in his defence, he didn't agree with Osama's politics, he's just got a major beard fetish, and let's face it, it was a good beard! Despite his great result, however, he remains second in the League. But he's climbing! Claire came second. Yes, she was well lubricated (with alcohol, you perverts) but this is further proof that she is making a mini comeback! Only time will tell if this comeback will eventually make the impact she needs it to be. But still, it's a start. Oh, and if you didnt already know, she is now on OnlyFans, her username is CarlsbergMum_droopynips1853. She's very reasonable. Jaust don't ask me about her content. You couldn't pay me enough to view that! But it might be your thing. Whatever blows your frock up! She improves her position in the League, but only points wise, she remains third. I came third. Yes, I'm still doing okay, but I'm seriously pushing my luck. I have dodged far too many bullets recently, so I really need to knuckle down and keep the Champions League in my grasp! My bum bum is getting a little bit twitchy! It always bloody goes like this! I start off great, then bugger it right the way up! BUT NOT THIS TIME! I refuse! I remain first in the League... for now!! Kerrie came last, and I hate to say it, but it seems to be a position that she's gotten quite comfortable with. I hope she pulls it together, she's much better than this. But unfortunately, as long as there is a Yodel delivery driver that is willing to drop off her vastly overpriced merchandise on her front doorstep rather than directly in her hand, she will be forever distracted. It does make me sad when her head is not in the Yahtzee board. A bit like my dad when her head is buried in vastly-extortionate-holiday-cottages-when-a-caravan-would-do.com. She remains fourth in the League.
League Table as of 12/07/25
1. Chris - 18pts
2. Russell - 16pts
3. Claire - 14pts
4. Kerrie - 11pts
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