Results
1. Russell - 297 (11pts)
2. Jacob - 296 (10pts)
3. Claire - 286 (9pts)
4. Millie - 283 (8pts)
5. Kerrie - 278 (7pts)
6. Chloe - 259 (6pts)
7. Grace - 242 (5pts)
8. Chris - 239 (4pts)
9. Lee - 197 (3pts)
10. Neil - 184 (2pts)
11. Faith - 183 (1pt)
Summary
Never, ever, EVER in the history of the BHO has a League match taken so long to complete. We have Chloe to thank for that, who decided to jet off to Turkey so she could dribble over one specific barman and go on romantic walks along the beach with him. Tart. Chloe, Yahtzee first, steamy turkish sex sessions later! Anyhow, she and Neil finally got their scores in, and let's face it we've waited long enough!
Russell, the sly old fox, came first in the match. It was a close one, in the end he had to beat off Jacob, but when he was done with that, he won the match. His tenacious performance has seen him climb from sixth in the league up to the dizzy heights of fourth. Jacob, or Satan with extra knitwear as I like to call him, came second in the match, a mere one point behind Rusty! This result saw him move up in the League from second to first, again. But I'm bloody coming for you, ya slimy twot! Claire came third in the match, the old Danish squiff juice is definitely flowing consistently as she is definitely finding her groove in the this League. FINALLY! She currently remains fifth in the League. Millie came fourth in the match, which is mighty good going as she's had a few disappointing matches of late and we know that too many trash performances can affect one's enthusiasm and she is definitely the type of person whose bottom lip will start to wobble after so long. Her and Lee are a perfect match. She improves her position in the League from the very bottom up to joint ninth. Good going. Kerrie came fifth, proving that she can still mix it up with the best. Does she have what it takes to cinch the League Championship? That remains to be seen. I think she does, as long as Les Miserable doesn't start touring in Saudi Arabia anytime soon and she can keep her focus. She moves from third in the League to joint second. Chloe, fresh from her Turkish swingers retreat, all tanned and relaxed (STD test results pending) finished sixth. Not bad considering Yahtzee has been the last thing on her mind for the past ten days. She does, however, remain seventh in the League. Was it really worth it Chloe? Foreign rumpy pumpy is fleeting, Yahtzee glory is forever! Grace finished seventh in the match, a rather average result for what is turning out to be a rather average debut League so far. I wish I could quiz her on her approach to the game so far but she has a lot of shearing to do. She remains eighth in the League. I finished eighth in the match with a bloody pitiful performance, I'm not gonna lie. I hold my hands up. Things are gonna have to start improving soon or this League is going to slip out of my cider soaked grasp pretty quickly. I have fallen from first in the League down to joint second with Kerrie. Lee finished ninth in the match. He couldn't be with us that night so he joined us telepathically from whatever planet he was on that particular evening. He remains ninth in the League, but is now joint (ha, joint) with Millie. I told you they were two peas in a pod. Neil, fresh from the sewer (yes, he's a ninja turtle) came tenth. He'll get the hang of it one day. He falls from tenth in the League down to the very bottom. Faith, after a pretty good run, came last. I'm honestly rooting for her, she is my wife after all, and I have to do SOMETHING to get on her good side, however small. The damage was limited, however. She falls falls from fourth in the League down to sixth.
League Table as of 21/06/25
1. Jacob - 48pts
=2. Chris - 44pts
=2. Kerrie - 44pts
4. Russell - 42pts
5. Claire - 41pts
6. Faith - 36pts
7. Chloe - 35pts
8. Grace - 31pts
=9. Lee - 27pts
=9. Millie - 27pts
11. Neil - 25pts
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