Match #1 Results
1. Chris - 258
2. Claire - 248
3. Jacob - 168
4. Kerrie - 147
5. Russell - 144
Match #1 Summary
There were only five of us this week for the live match, which meant we had time for two matches. But we'll get to that!
I came first. WHOOP! Whoop indeed. But to be fair, I hardly won by a huge margin or a stunning score. But I won! So back off you haters! Even though it wasn't a barnstorming win, I'm still celebrating, because why wouldn't I? But I do know the ramifications of such a victory; basically it means I'm going to play like shite in the upcoming League match because that's just how it seems to work. You can hold me to that! Claire came second, a mere ten points behind me. The breakfast booze has seen her make a bit of a comeback. She has also been a lot more mellow too. This is a good thing, I cannot begin tell you about the injuries I've sustained for stupidly approaching her before she's had her first beer of the day. I do miss my pinky finger. Jacob came third, continuing his shoddy run of form. He could just be playing awful, OR, he could just be a bit too preoccupied with Miguel. That slippery queen! Kerrie came fourth with a shonky score. She may have just been warming up. More about that later. So, it wasn't a fantastic score, but I bet she managed to book a nice holiday during the game, so not a total loss. Russell. Russell, Russell, Russell. Last. Dreary score. Need I say more? No. But I will. Apparently Russell showed his emotional side at the match's conclusion by throwing a wee tantrum. While this is by no means a common occurrence for the well travelled man, it has been known. A bit like when Germany lost the war. Don't get him started on politics!
Match #2 Results
1. Kerrie - 360
2. Chris - 263
3. Russell - 261
4. Claire - 146
Match #2 Summary
Jacob dropped out of the rematch. I think he had some ping pong ball sized anal beads to remove.
Y'know when I said Kerrie might have just been warming up in the last match? Well, yeah, this is why. She came bloody first. Not by a smidge or a measly amount, no. Thanks to two goddamn Yahtzees, she thrashed the lot of us. She was either playing right proper good or she was just really pleased with herself after the holiday she had just booked! I came second, and to be honest, after my own Yahtzee, I thought I was winning. That was until Lady Luck pissed down the side of my leg and gifted Kerrie that second Yahtzee. But I'm not bitter! Honest! Russell came third. I was not informed of any further tantrums, but it wouldn't surprise me if he spent the entirety of the match grumbling about the downfall of the Motherland. Claire came fourth. She was probably getting a bit shouty and sweary by this point. It usually gets like that once the lager has weaved it's magic. Unfortunately it's usually Neil that gets the brunt of her hostilities. I'm not sure why, he's a wonderful fella of outstanding character. I just hope claire gets the help she needs soon.
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog, check out our upcoming events page and our socials, the usual ones, or you can email me at bhoyahtzeeorg@gmail.com for any queries.
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