Match Results
1. Grace - 286
2. Jacob - 267
3. Chris - 246
4. Kian - 149
Match Summary
Well, My sister and my father, two of the BHO Live Match mainstays, were apparently too busy to play this particular Live Match. They had some piece of shit excuse like "being on holiday"! Pfft! What a load of codswallop! But we didn't need those fairweather Yahtzee players anyway!!
Grace came first. And if I may say, she was bloody lucky to do so. The lucky bint was sitting in third until her very last roll, which just happened to be a Yahtzee!! Needless to say the rest of us were, and still are, furious!
Jacob, another lucky twat biscuit, came second, thanks to another late game Yahtzee! It actually looked like the Match was his until Grace cast her black magic voodoo witchy crap all over the proceedings! Grace... THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!
I am reluctant to inform you that I came third!! I can take a loss... honest... but when you spend nine tenths of the Match in the lead only to get shafted at the last minute... BY TWO PEOPLE NO LESS... it leaves a sour taste let me tell you!!
Kian, bless him, came last... quite drastically so! He's long since used up his "newbie" tokens, so we have to treat him just as we would any other member of the BHO... Kian, you played like ABSOLUTE wank! Pull your socks up, freshen up your perm and DO BETTER!!
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can also email me at bhoyahtzeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.
Live Leaderboard as of 26/06/26
1. Jacob - 13
2. Chris - 11
3. Claire - 10
=4. Russell - 7
=4. Millie - 7
6. Miles - 4
=7. Lee - 3
=7. Kian - 3
=9. Kerrie - 2
=9. Faith - 2
=11. Chloe - 1
=11. Grace - 1
=13. Lily
=13. Isabelle
=13. Jordan
=13. Theo
=13. Jess
=13. "Choi"
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