Results
1. Grace - 366 (15pts)
2. Faith - 341 (14pts)
3. Jordan - 310 (13pts)
4. Claire - 297 (12pts)
5. Russell - 292 (11pts)
6. Chloe - 277 (10pts)
7. Kerrie - 268 (9pts)
8. Chris - 266 (8pts)
9. Neil - 256 (7pts)
10. Jacob - 251 (6pts)
11. Lee - 243 (5pts)
12. Millie - 232 (4pts)
13. Miles - 199 (3pts)
14. Lily - 194 (2pts)
15. Molly - 179 (1pt)
Summary
We're getting down to the nitty gritty now! Only four Matches remain. Every point counts, so those at the top need to choose their rolls wisely. Those at the bottom... well... better luck next time!!!
Grace, AGAIN, finished first! I'm telling ya, next season I am going to be watching her every roll! She remains first in the League! So well done, you suspiciously lucky turd!
Faith performed very well (it's been a while since I have got to say that if you know what I mean... no?). She played with great composure and technique, and I must admit that I was willing her on! At least I hoped that she would do better than Grace! But such is life! She moves up from joint eleventh up to joint ninth in the League.
Jordan finished third in the Match... hmmm... this is getting a bit dubious now! Surely sheep sex can't improve your Yahtzee prowess THAT much! He moves from joint third in the League to third on his lonesome.
Claire finished fourth in the match with a respectable score. She hasn't been as "drooly" lately, which probably means she has been watching the amount of cheap lager she has been flinging down her gullet. I'm presuming that this is the reason she hasn't been doing too bad for the last couple of games. She moves down in the League though, from joint eleventh to twelfth.
Russell came fifth in the Match. The old fella is doing enough to stay in the mix of potential Champions, but he has been without a Championship winning performance for some time. He remains second in the League.
Chloe came sixth in the Match. Not a terrible result for someone that is generally obsessing about work whenever she isn't actually there. She moves from tenth in the League up to joint ninth with Faith.
Kerrie came seventh with a bang average score. Although this is a hell of a lot better than her League score! She moves from fourteenth up to thirteenth in the League.
I came eighth in the Match. Why, for the love of God can I never seem to finish in the top bloody half of the standings. I'm honestly beginning to think this is something medical. Perhaps I should see a doctor... nah, it'll pass! I remain... er... eighth in the League...
Neil came ninth in the Match. He has been solidly average for most of the League, just like me, before anybody says anything. BUT he is still keeping himself above the bottom half of the League. He remains sixth.
Jacob came tenth in the Match. This NOT good. For Jacob at least. He really needs to start putting in them scores if he wants to remain a contender! He moves from joint third to third on his own!
Lee came eleventh in the Match. Just like me, the other founder of the BHO, we have still need to prove ourselves in the League. And it isn't bloody happening! He remains seventh in the League.
Directly below Lee, in twelfth place in the Match, was Millie. Kind of poetic (or pornographic) if you think about it. She remains fifth in the League.
Miles played like a total tit-head, finishing thirteenth in the Match. But then again, he wasn't particularly interested. As if BHO fortune and fame isn't something to strive for! He moves from thirteenth in the League down to fourteenth. But in true parent-speak, "you only have yourself to blame!"
Lily came fourteenth, playing like an extraterrestrial that had just come down to earth and had never even heard of Yahtzee... well... actually, that might not be too far from the truth! She remains bottom of the League!
Molly came last in the Match. Because she's Molly. I try and I try and I try. She just has zero interests. Including Yahtzee! She may just be a lost cause! She moves down from ninth to eleventh in the League. Tut. Tut. Tut...
League Table as of 13/06/26
1. Grace - 182pts
2. Russell - 172pts
3. Jordan - 171pts
4. Jacob - 164pts
5. Millie - 149pts
6. Neil - 142pts
7. Lee - 139pts
8. Chris - 134pts
=9. Chloe - 113pts
=9. Faith - 113pts
11. Molly - 106pts
12. Claire - 111pts
13. Kerrie - 102pts
14. Miles - 100pts
15. Lily - 92pts
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