Results
1. Millie - 313 (15pts)
2. Jordan - 312 (14pts)
3. Grace - 278 (13pts)
4. Neil - 266 (12pts)
5. Chloe - 258 (11pts)
6. Claire - 254 (10pts)
7. Jacob - 245 (9pts)
8. Molly - 241 (8pts)
9. Faith - 239 (7pts)
10. Chris - 236 (6pts)
11. Lily - 235 (5pts)
12. Miles - 233 (4pts)
13. Russell - 224 (3pts)
14. Kerrie - 212 (2pts)
15. Lee - 203 (1pt)
Summary
Millie stormed the board, coming first with a great score. She might only have won by a single point but that point made all the difference. She moves up from sixth to fifth in the League.
Jordon came second. There must be something in the Welsh water... or he's just cheating. He moves from third in the League... and remains third, but he has to share it at the moment.
Speaking of Welsh water... or cheating, Grace came third, continuing her good run of "fortune". She regains first place in the League, up from second.
Neil, amazingly, came fourth in the Match. This is unprecedented for the man that used to hide under a bridge scaring goats away in his spare time. This score did not help him any though, he moves from fifth in the League down to sixth.
Chloe came fifth. This was another shock to some degree. A shock because doesn't tend to fare so well, but in reality, she's got the gumption to do much better... just not the get up and go to do it! Chloe moves from joint tenth in the League to tenth on her own.
Claire came sixth. A definite improvement over some of her latest performances, but she's still a shadow of her former self. Who knows, perhaps we'll never see that side of her again! She does move up from fourteenth in the League to joint eleventh though!
Jacob came seventh in the Match. Not bad for most people, but Jacob is chasing the top spot. These results will not do!! He moves from fourth in the League to joint third with Jordan. It's tight tight tight!
A shockingly sober Molly came eighth in the Match. She seems to be getting a few half decent results in of late. It won't last, she'll soon return to her slurring, slobbering, oafish, shite at Yahtzee self soon enough! She remains ninth in the League!
Fresh from her heart wrenching defeat at HRH Russell's Birthday Bash Match, Faith finished ninth. She did her best, but I think the wounds of loss are still pretty raw! Faith moves from joint twelfth up to joint eleventh in the League with Claire.
I played like an absolute Johnson once again, coming tenth. What is a Johnson? Not sure, but I'm sure it plays Yahtzee as bad as me! I remain eighth in the League.
Lily finished eleventh in the Match. I am quickly running out of excuses for her poor play! Except that she has only been on this planet for a short time and even while she's here her brain generally isn't! She remains bottom of the League.
Miles finished twelfth. He was far too busy concentrating on his mullet to be too bothered with a silly little thing like Yahtzee. The turd! He moves down from joint tenth to thirteenth all on his lonesome.
HRH Russell finished thirteenth. Certainly NOT a result befitting royalty!! Get it together ya gribbler! He loses the top spot and falls down to second. But there ain't much in it, innit!
Kerrie had a rough run of it, coming fourteenth. It's fair to say that she is not having a great League! She moves from joint twelfth down to fourteenth in the League.
And then there was Lee, last. Dead last. Bottom of the pile. Lowest of the looooooow! BUT, he remains seventh in the League, which is still better than me, so who am I to open my big sweaty orifice... My MOUTH, you perverts!
League Table as of 30/05/26
1. Grace - 167pts
2. Russell - 161pts
=3. Jacob - 158pts
=3. Jordan - 158pts
5. Millie - 145pts
6. Neil - 135pts
7. Lee - 134pts
8. Chris - 125pts
9. Molly - 105pts
10. Chloe - 103pts
=11. Faith - 99pts
=11. Claire - 99pts
13. Miles - 97pts
14. Kerrie - 93pts
15. Lily - 90pts
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