Match #1 Results
1. Chris - 276
2. Claire - 233
3. Russell - 139
Match #1 Summary
Our weekly Live Match was... to be brutally honest... a bit bloody understaffed. But we never let that stop us! As long as there is more than just myself... we play! And we got to play two Matches, which is always a bonus!
I came first thanks to a sweet little Yahtzee. But that's not the only reason I won. It was my awesome skill and panache that really did it. I played like Dean Martin sang... drunk.
Claire came second. She was desperately scrambling to find some scores that were hefty enough to compete with mine. Turns out that the only thing with heft of any description that she found was after the Match while taking a Snapchat selfie... that was a bit mean... true, but mean. Sorry Claire.
Russell came third with a pitiful score. I think he actually forgot what the dice were actually for in this Match. It's not entirely his fault though. He'd had a hard day... I assume. They take their toll these days!
Match #2 Results
1. Claire - 257
2. Chris - 236
3. Russell - 230
Match #2 Summary
Claire fought hard in this Match. She was definitely more determined in this Match than the previous one. She came first. But ONLY because she got a Yahtzee! No more, no less!
I came second, but I was very close to beating that... "woman"... AND I came that close WITHOUT a Yahtzee. But I did still lose. In my eyes it was an absolute miscarriage of justice and I will be seeking advice from my local MP, who will do nothing! But don't they all!!!
Russell, once again, finished last! So much for player of the bloody year. To be fair though, that was awarded on the basis of his previous year's performance! Right now (or at least this evening) he sucks balls!
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can also email me at bhoyahtzeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.
Live Leaderboard as of 19/06/26
1. Jacob - 13
2. Chris - 11
3. Claire - 10
=4. Russell - 7
=4. Millie - 7
6. Miles - 4
=7. Lee - 3
=7. Kian - 3
=9. Kerrie - 2
=9. Faith - 2
11. Chloe - 1
=12. Lily
=12. Isabelle
=12. Grace
=12. Jordan
=12. Theo
=12. Jess
=12. "Choi"
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