Match Results
1. Millie - 511
2. Jacob - 300
3. Lily - 255
4. Russell - 212
5. Lee - 211
6. Chris - 209
7. Claire - 189
Summary
Millie. Millie, Millie, Millie, Millie, Millie, Millie, Millie. She came first. But she didn't just knock on the gates of victory, no, no, no. She bloody bulldozed the buggers down. I have always said she is a highly capable player, but even I didn't expect this! Scoring over 500 in Yahtzee is a bit like a snooker player scoring 147 or a darts player shooting a nine dart finish (at least to our fairly average group of Yahtzee obssessives). She did bloody fantastic and she deserves all the praise she gets. Very well done, my dear!!
Jacob came second. Something that has never happened while he has been with a lady. In fact, sometimes he can barely get his trousers off in time! But a good (Yahtzee) result either way!!
Lily came third. Not bad, my scrawny hombre, not bad! But why the bloody hell can't you do it when it flipping well matters?
HRH Russell came third. Not very good at all! But at least this time it doesn't really mean anything! But Dad, considering your "title" I (and the rest of us) expect great, wonderous, miraculous, ball ticklinglngly amazing stuff! BUCK YER IDEAS UP!
Lee came fifth. On the night he was sharp, he had his wits about him and he displayed a razor sharp political intellect (a lot) that you just don't see from fella's his age these days. But... he came fifth!
I came sixth. Yeah I know. Believe me, there is absolutely nothing you can say to me that I haven't already told myself. Late at night. Staring into a mirror. Aggressively plucking out my own nose hairs out of absolute and pure self loathing!
Claire came seventh, because... well... you know... I mean... you know what I'm saying... because... well... it's Claire... well done Claire!
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can also email me at bhoyahtzeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.
Live Leaderboard as of 12/06/26
1. Jacob - 13
2. Chris - 10
3. Claire - 9
=4. Russell - 7
=4. Millie - 7
6. Miles - 4
=7. Lee - 3
=7. Kian - 3
=9. Kerrie - 2
=9. Faith - 2
11. Chloe - 1
=12. Lily
=12. Isabelle
=12. Grace
=12. Jordan
=12. Theo
=12. Jess
=12. "Choi"
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