Results
1. Claire - 220 (4pts)
2. Chris - 202 (3pts)
3. Kerrie - 185 (2pts)
4. Russell - 141 (1pt)
Summary
It was an online match this week for the Champions League. I've said it before and I'll say it again, getting these "people" together to play a match is like herding cats! But nevermind, I suppose, we got it done.
Claire came first, not with a very good score, but to be fair we were all a bit shit. But, respect to Claire, she was cool, calm, but it has to be said that she wasn't very collected. She had been out on the piss the Saturday before, hence the reason we were playing on a Sunday, so she was a bit delicate. She did eventually slam enough Carlsbergs down her gullet so she forgot all about the hangover, but during the match she was definitely still a bit bleary eyed. She improves her position in the League from third to joint second. I came in second with an even worse score. A score which, unlike Claire, I really have no excuses for. And I got a bloody Yahtzee and even that didn't help! I was hoping for big things out of this match. I need to create good bit of breathing space between my fellow competitors and myself. But no, the Lord God just bent over and dropped a massive turd on me as usual. I do, however, return to first place in the league all on my own, as opposed to joint first. And I do have a tiny bit of breathing space, so I can't complain too much. Kerrie came third with an even woreserer score. Once again I was not able to observe what tactics she was using, but either way, it definitely was not her day. Even so, there is more than enough time remaining in the Championship to make her mark. And you can never count her out, as much as you might want to. She remains last place in the League. Now, it's impossible to talk about truly abysmal scores without mentioning Russell. Obviously, he finished last in the match, with a score you can only really compare to a pvc couch after hosting a 24 hour swingers session. Sweaty, juicy and revolting. He may have been a bit weary too, he had spent the previous day in Blackpool, which could have brought up some painful memories. Like the time he was there and got lost looking for the toilet in a strip club and ended on the stage. He was going to just leave but he got such a massive applause he felt obliged to give the audience a dance. Needless to say it didn't go down too well. As soon as he was down to his Y-front thong, he was asked to leave the establishment and never return. He moves from joint first down to joint second with Claire.
League Table as of 29/06/25
1. Chris - 12pts
=2. Russell - 10pts
=2. Claire - 10pts
4. Kerrie - 7pts
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