Match Results
1. Claire - 357
2. Lee - 255
3. Grace - 231
4. Millie - 220
5. Lily - 219
6. Chris - 215
7. Russell - 205
8. Jacob - 198
Summary
It started off so well. We were all sat there, ready to play. There were a bumper amount of players logged on due to the fact it was yours truly's birthday (well, the day before) so a few were there out of pity. It was only when we tried to start the game, the site told us you could only play with a maximum of eight players. Bloody marvellous. So this led to twenty minutes of faffing around getting people into another lobby and telling some people they couldn't play, which was nice. But like every week, we got it sorted eventually.
Claire finished first with a great score, helped, it has to be said, by two Yahtzees. This gives her her second win in the Live Matches and puts her second in the leader's table. Lee came second with a valiant effort. It seems he plays better when he's angry. He was upset because his younger sister had said some hurty hurty words to him and he took the huff. Yes, he's an adult with tattoos and everything. Grace came third with a good score. She's becoming quite the consistent little competitor. She must be all nice and rested after her holiday. She travelled all the way from Wales to... Wales. But a break is a break. Millie, the other Welsh dweller in our midsts, came fourth. They must be developing a bond. Lily came fifth. It was nice to have her over at my place, but it is honestly shocking that so much noise can emanate from such a tiny head! She did not hold back the hollering when she learned that she finished above me in the match. If only she'd play more often she'd learn that finishing above me is is not quite as difficult as she seems to think it is. I finished sixth with a pretty poor score, but what else is new? Russell came seventh. I already knew this before the match was even over. He can be quite vocal when things aren't going his way. I think this is due to his time in the military. When things aren't going your way in wartime, people get hurt. Such was the case with Russell on one frosty November morn. He's never been the same, not even when he got his prosthetic testicles made. Jacob came last, which I have to say filled the rest of us with orgasmic joy! Don't get me wrong, we all love Jacob, but he has to be the luckiest twat of all time. He's also taken Lee's place as our Faction's gobbiest shite, so it's good to see him get knocked off his perch at times. Or all the time...
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog, check out our upcoming events page and our socials, the usual ones, or you can email me at bhoyahtzeeorg@gmail.com for any queries.
See you next time, homies!!
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