1. Jacob - 261
2. Miles- 240
Previously:
- Miles and Jacob were the best of besties.
- Miguel turned up.
- They fought for sole ownership of him.
- Miles lost.
- Miles was furious.
- Battled once again.
- Miles lost once again.
- Miles won. He and Miguel were reunited.
Summary
Since the last time Miles and Jacob met, which was all the way back in September 2025, we have had to keep them strategically seperated at Match meetups so they don't tear chunks out of each other! Up until a few days ago, we were successful.
Until this fateful day, Miles was living the high life, he and Miguel were as happy as could be, and they made a lovely couple. Actually it was a bit sickening watching them drool over each other 24/7. But they were happy, and generally it was nice to see.
Jacob, however, was not doing so well. Every time we have seen him in the months since the Match in which he lost Miguel, he has been a shadow of his former self. The dark rings around the eyes, the double chin and the hair that was slowly resembling that of Einstein's. It's fair to say that he has been brooding over his loss and he has been unable to let Miguel go.
Miles and Miguel were having the time of their lives. They were always flitting away on little romantic beach holidays at the weekends. It was a pain in the arse quite frankly as we play all our Matches at the weekend. But they didn't care, they were living it up. Jacob would catch wind of these little breaks and spiral further down his little pit of despair. Eventually it all got too much for young Jacob.
That's when everyone in the BHO recieved an email. He had, once again, thrown down the gauntlet! He wanted Miguel back and he called Miles out for another Match! We tried to talk him out of it, but he just wouldn't listen. What made it worse is that Miles was slow to respond. He was obviously too busy rubbing oil on Miguel's back! So we waited with baited breath, wondering what his response would be. It took a ball achingly long time for him to reply, many of us had lost a substantial amount of hair due to the stress of waiting, but when he did respond it was a short reply. It simply read: BRING IT ON!
We made sure that all the necessary precautions had been taken before the Match to ensure that we all left alive; bouncers at the door, bullet proof vests, safety helmets etc. It was a good job, because when the saw each other, we were lucky a riot didn't break out! But we calmed them down and reminded them that they were here to settle their beef amicably!
The Match started slowly, and to be honest, it remained that way. They were both concentrating incredibly hard, making sure they didn't give each other an advantage. It was close... when it comes to Yahtzee, there isn't much to seperate them. In fact, the same can be said about men... obviously. It remained close all the way up until the last rolls. Then it happened... Jacob rolled the winner. Miles was distraught, Miguel's eyes were full of tears, but Jacob was elated. In fact, not just elated... he was bouncing around the room out of joy like a kangaroo on crack!
Watching Miles and Miguel say goodbye to each other was a moment that was enough to make a grown man cry. But when they began to fondle each other goodbye, it got a bit much.
And that was that, Jacob dragged Miguel out of the room by his testicles and he was gone. For how long, I don't know. But if I know Miles, he will be looking for redemption soon. Real soon!
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