Match #1 - Results
1. Lee - £8.00 - 431pts
2. Chris - £0.00 - 414pts
3. Lily - £0.00 - 292pts
4. Russell - £0.00 - 265pts
5. Neil - £0.00 - 227pts
6. Millie - £0.00 - 211pts
7. Molly - £0.00 - 209pts
8. Claire - £0.00 - 203pts
Summary
This was one hotly contested Cash Match! Well between Lee and myself at least. Unfortunately Lee took the win and took the cash! The slimy little git!!
I, obviously, came second. I got my second Yahtzee on my second to last roll! I just couldn't make up the numbers in my last roll. To say I was grieving my loss would be an understatement!
Lily came third, out of the money, naturally, but an impressive result anyhow, considering the state she was in!
Russell finished fourth, which is not a good thing as far as he is concerned, he doesn't like parting with money, no matter the amount. But he won last week so he hasn't got much to complain about really.
Neil, who REALLY hates to part with cash, came fifth. He pretended like he didn't care, but he was crying inside.
Millie came sixth. Now here is a woman that wasn't bothered in the slightest about handing over cash. It was Lee's after all, AND she gets a share of his winnings. Lucky git!
Molly came seventh. This was not exactly a surprise, but she didn't care anyway, her stake came from the Bank of Mum.
Finally, Claire finished last. One whole pound right up the poop chute! But my spidey senses tell me that she just MIGHT get it back!
Match #2 - Results
1. Claire - £1.00 - 199pts
2. Chris - £0.00 - 123pts
Summary
It was later on in the evening and my sister and I were a bit bored, so in my wisdom I suggested another Cash Match just between the two of us. Idiot that I am.
As you might imagine, from my tone and the results glaring at you from just above, Claire won. I'm beginning to regret introducing these Cash Matches. She didn't even bloody play well!
I came second... what a flipping surprise!! It wasn't even close! I played like a midget (or little person) in the NBA! It was pitiful, pathetic and vomit worthy! I'll be back though... at some point... hopefully...
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