Results
1. Jordan - 417 (15pts)
2. Grace - 314 (14pts)
3. Jacob - 306 (13pts)
4. Claire - 279 (12pts)
5. Russell - 266 (11pts)
6. Millie - 264 (10pts)
7. Neil - 260 (9pts)
8. Lee - 256 (8pts)
9. Chris - 241 (7pts)
10. Lily - 222 (6pts)
11. Miles - 204 (5pts)
12. Faith - 191 (4pts)
13. Molly - 188 (3pts)
14. Kerrie - 173 (2pts)
15. Chloe - 171 (1pt)
Summary
It might have taken a while to get all the scores in for this League Match, we do have our players in the furthest reaches of the country... like Wales. But, we have them now, just in time for Saturday's Match. The world keeps turning, eh?
Speaking of Wales, Jordan is proving himself to be a force to be reckoned with, finishing first in the Match. I have to admit, I'm impressed, despite where he's from! He moves up from fourth in the League to joint second.
Grace came second in the Match... from Wales again... there must be something in the water. Either that or they're both cheating. But I trust them... sort of. She really is doing a fine job at the moment, that daughter of mine. She remains first in the League.
Jacob came third in the Match. After a shaky few Matches the matchstick man seems to be coming good again. Apart from my old man, the King, he has to be the most consistent player we have! He moves up from third in the League to joint second with Jordan!
Claire came fourth in the Match. This is a decent result for my dear sister given her previous, and somewhat, shitty results. I'm not sure that she has what it takes to mount a comeback this far into the League, but it's something to hold on to. She hasn't got much else to be fair! She does, however, move up in the League from fifteenth to fourteenth, and some might consider that progress!
HRH Russell came fifth in the Match. Y'know, this fella. He might not win 'em all, but boy does he know how to stay in the mix! He's has gone from a Yahtzee nobody to a Yahtzee sniper in only about a year's time! When's my bloody turn?! He does, however, drop from second in the League down to fourth, but still well in with a chance!
Millie did what Millie does best and played... meh, finishing sixth in the Match. I've said it before and I'll say it again, she could do so much better... with a boot up her arse. But she does remain sixth in the League.
Neil finished seventh in the Match. Another average performance from the fairly average human. He can certainly do much better, but only with help... this result didn't hurt his League position though, he remains eighth!
Lee continued with the averageness, coming eighth in the Match (well, he is Neil's son). This result hasn't affected his League chances though, he remains fifth.
Then there was me, finishing ninth in the Match. Dragging the Match down, again! Honestly. I know I have never won the League (yet) but this has to be the worst League yet for me!! There is some serious soul searching to be had from my end, because I am beginning to get depressed. But I do remain seventh in the League... so that's something... I guess...
Tenth in the Match went to Lily. Now, this may seem like a bit of a turgid position to be finishing in, but from where she started, and taking in to account her recent results, there is no denying that she is improving! She remains twelfth in the League.
Miles came eleventh in the Match. He has gone right off the boil at the moment. This might have something to do with his rebellious attitude, and he probably thinks he is way too cool to be playing a game like Yahtzee. But if he was to find out that Guns 'n' Roses used to play Yahtzee to cool down after a gig, he would be playing every minute of the day. Yes, he's that fickle. He remains thirteenth in the League.
Faith finished twelfth in the Match. She hasn't really hit the dizzy heights yet, it's true. But I promise you, as soon as she has got all of her studying out of the way and she can finally drive, I'm telling you... watch out! She does move down from fourteenth to fifteenth in the League though.
Molly came thirteenth in the Match. I would try to say something positive, but she is a lost cause. It's not like it's just Yahtzee she dislikes. I can't think of anything that she does like, except drinking. She, miraculously, remains eleventh in the League.
Kerrie came fourteenth in the Match with a disappointing score. I know she can do much better! It's well documented! She may come back... some day! She remains tenth in the League.
Oh, Chloe. Chloe, Chloe, Chloe!! Last in the Match!!! I wish she would just stop pretending that there is more to life than Yahtzee. Then she might do better! She does remain ninth in the League though... for now!
League Table as of 02/05/26
1. Grace - 146pts
=2. Jacob - 136pts
=2. Jordan - 136pts
4. Russell - 130pts
5. Lee - 125pts
6. Millie - 120pts
7. Chris - 116pts
8. Neil - 115pts
9. Chloe - 90pts
10. Kerrie - 87pts
11. Molly - 85pts
12. Lily - 84pts
13. Miles - 82pts
14. Claire - 81pts
15. Faith - 77pts
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