Match Results
1. Chris - 424
2. Claire - 270
3. Jacob - 244
4. Kian - 239
5. Lily - 214
6 .Russell - 206
Summary
Well, it was bloody Friday... again! It's like comes around every week or summat!! Crazy! Either way, Friday had arrived, as it usually does, so that meant only one thing.... the Live Match!!
First place went to your's truly with a scintillating, dynamic, even orgasmic performance! Two Yahtzees and not a zero scored anywhere. It was divine, heavenly and spiritual! Alright, alright, I know and making you all feel a bit sick. But I'm happy... let me have it... it won't last long... unfortunately...
Claire came second. She was a mile away from my score (sorry, I'll stop) but second is still second, and that is nothing to be sniffed at!
Jacob came third, with... a score. I can tell you right now that he was not a happy bunny. I got messaged consistently during the Match, telling me precisely what he thought of me, but now the Match is over... crickets!! What a sore loser!
Kian, just a week after three Yahtzees and an awesome score... played like shit and finished fourth. Ahhh, everything back to normal. He tried to make excuses like he was at the gym at the time. But, if you have met him... you know!
Lily, our very own proof that extra terrestrials exist, came fifth. She tried, but I think she presumes that she's playing like crap before she even gets in to the game! Cool your jets, my lovely! Even a shit start can end in victory!
HRH Russell Bush came last. A poor position for Yahtzee royalty! But he does have more than Yahtzee on his mind most of the time. He has many responsibilities, plus he needs to stay alert in case someone finally realises that he is a Nazi War Criminal still on the run!
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can also email me at bhoyahtzeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.
Live Leaderboard as of 08/05/26
1. Jacob - 13
2. Chris - 10
3. Claire - 8
4. Russell - 7
5. Millie - 6
6. Miles - 4
7. Lee - 3
8. Kerrie - 2
=9. Faith - 1
=9. Chloe - 1
=9. Kian - 1
=12. Lily
=12. Isabelle
=12. Grace
=12. Jordan
=12. Theo
=12. Jess
=12. "Choi"
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