Introduction
The BHO has a habit of leaving peripheral competitions a while before getting back into them. But I don't think we've ever left it this long!! But there are good reasons for this! Firstly, Jacob has had some mega important Orc work to attend to. Secondly, I have had lots and lots of important BHO business to attend to. Finally, I have been putting it off because I am getting absolutely destroyed in this Head to Head! I mean, embarrassingly so! But I'm sure it will be different this time...
Match Results
1. Jacob - 265
2. Chris - 196
Summary
... nope... apparently not! I'm sure Jacob is creaming his knickers over how he's destroying Mr. Yahtzee pants. But me?? The Chairman? No, I'm not creaming my knickers!! I have a reputation to uphold... not much of one... but still! A loss here or there is one thing, but to lose six Matches in a row?? THAT is something else!
I actually started off quite well (how many times have you heard that?). Things were going so right for me! I was getting large straights, small straights, full houses. But so did Jacob! Not only that, he was also scoring in his top section too and making good headway towards his bonus! I tried for my bonus, but the old Bush luck struck again! I was a measly five points away, and Jacob made easy work of his! It really makes all the bloody difference. So, in case you haven't figured it out by now... I was beaten... again... by Jacob!! I am both flabbergasted and apoplectic with rage!!!
Standings
Chris 1 - 6 Jacob
Final Thoughts
Yes, I may be spitting blood over the result, but I really can't take anything away from the slimy young Orc! He is beating me fair and square! Even if I can't figure out why! But well done Jacob, I can only stay bitter for so long. He really is a loveable imp. Even if he sold his soul to the Yahtzee Gods for an easy win!! Which, let's face it, is OBVIOUSLY what happened. Next time, boyo, next time!! I keep saying that don't I?!!
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