**Post No. 300. Whoop**
Match Results
1. Claire - 286
2. Chris - 257
3. Grace - 233
4. Jacob - 189
5. Russell - 161
Summary
Another week, another Live Match! Come on, you know how it goes by now!
Claire... Claire!... yes CLAIRE!!!!!!!!! Came first again!! This is getting bloody weird! It seems like she has just creeped out from the shadows, ready to cause destruction! And it's worked! At least in the Live Matches! If only she could do the same in the League...
I came second... grrr..... nah, I'm only joshing. I am actually quite happy with my result. And do you know why? Because it was a good bloody Match, that's why. In fact it was the perfect Match. It was tense, close, there were squeaky bums, and right up until the end, any of us top three could have won it. THIS is why we play Yahtzee! It's not often that a Match is as close as this one... if I'm honest, it's actually quite rare that a Match is as highly contested as this one. So, no, I'm not upset that I came second, I'm actually grateful that I was a part of it! But... Claire, though!!!
Grace, another very close contender, came third. But at the moment, what else can you expect from my wonderful daughter? She is on an honest to goodness tear right now. Her Yahtzee prowess is on bloody point! So even though she came third, she did bloody well, in fact, it looked as though she could have won it a few times. But not this time unfortunately... and she's Welsh... by choice!!!
Now, this is where it starts to get a bit shit. Jacob continued being Jacob and did a very Jacob thing... he played rubbish... like Jacob. This is depressing to witness. Since he joined the BHO, Jacob... yes, Jacob, has been one of, if not THE, top scoring player. But he seems to have shit his pants lately (it's happened before, just rarely during Yahtzee). I'm sure he will fight back, but this evening he was just a bit naff!
Last place went to none other than HRH Russell Bush. You would think, with him being royalty and all, that he would do a lot better. But, alas, it wasn't to be! In fact he played like an emo that can't even kill himself effectively! But, once again, he's not a man to rest on his laurels, he'll be back, having learned a couple of valuable lessons and I dare say that he will be all the stronger for it!
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can also email me at bhoyahtzeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.
Live Leaderboard as of 24/04/26
1. Jacob - 13
2. Chris - 9
3. Claire - 8
4. Russell - 7
5. Millie - 6
6. Miles - 4
7. Lee - 3
8. Kerrie - 2
=9. Faith - 1
=9. Chloe - 1
=11. Lily
=11. Isabelle
=11. Grace
=11. Jordan
=11. Theo
=11. Jess
=11. Kian
=11. "Choi"
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