Another week and another live match. It was a bittersweet match for me this week. Firstly it was my first day back at home after a week away, which felt sweeeeeet let me tell ya. It's always great to get back home. Secondly, we had our first nibble from a new player, completely unknown to any of us. Which was sweet. They signed in to the room and waited for a good while, but we were delayed in starting slightly so I think they got a bit impatient and they left, which I have to admit made me feel slightly bitter. We were SO close! But a nibble is better than nothing! So I'm still forcing myself to be ignorantly optimistic. I suppose it's my fault as I tend to give it ten minutes after going officially live to start the match to ensure that no-one is missing out, but I have never bothered to mention this, so it could be confusing for the poor person that joins when they are sat waiting for reasons completely unknown to them. So I will endeavour to be much clearer as to how things work in future. Anyway, on with the summary...
Results
1. Jacob - 252
2. Chris - 200
3. Isabelle - 196
4. Russell - 180
5. Claire - 174
6. Lily - 159
Summary
Isabelle and Lily decided they fancied a game, and while they are established members of our faction, they were newcomers to the world of online Yahtzee and they made themselves extremely welcome additions. So thanks for joing us ladies and make sure we see you again (kiss, kiss). Coming first in the match, however, was a returning member of our faction, Jacob. Last time he was online he came, he saw, he conquered. And the cheeky twat went and did the same thing again! He is currently in the process of being de-frocked and he will no longer be welcome at any BHO event in the future... kidding. I managed second place. I was winning for a good portion of the match until Lady Luck shook her big, fat, spotty arse in my face as if to suggest, "Nope. Not today buddy!". Such is the story of my ever dwindling luck. Isabelle took third spot in the match, she gave a very good account of herself despite this being only her third match ever. But she's a quick learner, which is probably why she was a mother at seventeen, but that's all I'll say about that... tart. Russell ended up in fourth place, no doubt distracted about the time he worked as a nineteenth century working girl in the East End of London. He was a popular lady back then because he had no standards. Unfortunately he rode upon one too many dockers and he ended catching a particularly nasty dose of the clap, which ultimately ruined his entire career. Nevermind Russ, you've still got Yahtzee. Claire managed fifth. I was not around her at the time so I was unable to judge her level of drooly inebriation, but given her disastrous score I can make the educated guess that she was pretty far gone. Come on Claire, I expect much better than this. See me after class! Finally, Lily's first online match turned out to be a disaster. She finished last place and afterwards she just happened to inform me that she still doesn't know the bloody rules, so she was having to quickly google them on every one of her turns. The sausage. But thanks for joining in!
And, from the bottom of my heart, thank all of you for joining in, it means a lot and gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in my undercarriage. We will be back next week, you can count on that. Keep up to date with our live matches by checking out our Upcoming Events page on this blog or keep an eye on our Facebook group "BHO Yahtzee Organisation" to make sure you don't miss out.
Till then you lovely people!
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