BHO Live - 23/10/26 - Summary

 

Match Results

1. Claire - 218

2. Chris - 217

3. Lee - 214

4. Lily - 210

5. Jacob - 193

6. Millie - 180

7. Russell - 174

Match Summary

  Claire came tippity top of the Live Match this week. The overall standard of play this week was, shall we say, shit, but a win is a win... when you win. It won't matter to her that she only scored 218 points, it only matters to her that she won. Because a win is a win... when you win. Did you get that bit?

  I came second, by a mere ONE point! This irks me greatly! Tonight was my chance to become first in the Leaderboard, totally on my own and wipe that smile off of Jacob's face! But it wasn't to be! Maybe next time...

  Lee came third. Lately he's doing a good job of mixing it up with the big boys in these Live Matches, but he just can't seem to push himself that little bit extra to grab the win! He needs to dial in and realise that Yahtzee comes before everything... even food! If you'd seen his gut, you would know that he hasn't quite realised that yet! Only joshing. Love ya boy!

  Lily came fourth. I do feel a bit sorry for her. She doesn't play all the time but when she does she always gives it everything she has! She deserves a win if you ask me, but we can't just give her a win, she needs to earn it! But it will come... as long as she stays sober long enough.

  Jacob came fifth. He was desperate to play tonigh because he "needed" to get his first place in the Leaderboard back! Well, tough shit, boyo! Not this week. I just know he's blubbering to his World of Warcraft pals right about now! Ha!

  Millie came sixth. I often feel sorry for her, because she does try. Then I remember all the times she just tells me to shut up, be quiet and f**k off for no particular reason (most of the time. I can be a dick... sometimes).

  Russell came last. This is... not good... especially for the Don of the Dice himself! While it's true that the Live Match is strictly a friendly Match, if I know Russell like I know I do, this will hurt! He isn't a bad loser by any means but he cannot abide coming last! He will be at home now, watching Deep Throat (or Chocolate Kisses) on repeat like most nights, whimpering to himself while questioning the meaning of his own existence.

  

  Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can also email me at bhoyahtzeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.

Live Leaderboard as of 23/10/26

=1. Jacob - 16

=1. Chris - 16

3. Claire - 12

4. Millie - 10

5. Russell - 9

6. Miles - 4

=7. Lee - 3

=7. Kian - 3

=7. Grace - 3

=10. Kerrie - 2

=10. Faith - 2

12. Chloe - 1

=13. Lily

=13. Isabelle

=13. Jordan

=13. Theo

=13. Jess

=13. "Choi"