BHO One on One - Claire vs. Lee - Match #4 - 05/11/26

Match #4 Results

1. Lee - 273

2. Claire - 215

Summary

  Another Match was played in what I am colloquially naming the "The Leg o' Lamb Match". I'm calling it this, just to recap, because the two of them are battling for a meal. Lee loves lamb... apparently as much as the Welsh! Still not sure what Claire wants if she wins, but I'm guessing, given her sophisticated pallete, she would request something upmarket like a cheese toastie... or a crisp sandwich. Yep, that's who Lee is working with!

  Lee won the Match. He didn't win by a great deal, but he won, and that's what matters. I can imagine that Lee is exerting his Yahtzee prowess in this One on One, more than any other Tournament. Why? Because the prize at stake (not steak, Lee) is food. Lee loves food. Stick a kebab under his nose and that's it, you have lost him for a good fifteen minutes solid. So believe me when I say, in this bout, he is trying his hardest!

  If Lee won, Claire, quite obviously lost. This is another defeat to her seemingly neverending catalogue of failures! She needs to be careful too! The original idea of the One on One Tournaments were to play for a little bit of cash (fiver, tenner) to settle an ongoing Yahtzee dispute. But I don't think she thought it through! I think she thought that she could save money if they only played for food... HA! Doesn't she know how much a leg of lamb costs in England?! Plus all the shizzle to go with it... AND getting it, AND the prep, AND the cooking, AND watching Lee's shit eating grin every time he takes a bite, ensuring that he makes full eye contact with her every step of the way! Christ, I'd lose a fiver all day long in comparison!

Standings

Claire 1 - 3 Lee