BHO Live - 06/11/26 - Summary

 

Match Results

1. Jacob - 225

2. Lee - 216

3.  Claire - 202

4. Chris - 201

5. Russell - 166

Match Summary

  Another week, another Live Match and another bloody win by Jacob. I'm telling ya, murder has never looked so tempting! I know just how I'd do it too! I'd ram those digital dice down his bloody throat! If such a thing was possible! But he did win, so congratulations... I guess!

  Lee came second. The silly sausage could have bloody won as well! All he needed was three two's for his bonus, which he actually got, but the nobhead held only two of them and proceeded to re-roll the two he actually needed! What a pleb! Was he high? I don't know, I wasn't there, but I am suspicious...

  Claire came third. This is about what we expect from Claire these days. I tend not to dwell on Claire's capitulation though, it makes me too sad. Claire, I think you need to smash some more Carlsberg love, it seems to work for you. Plus, what is a touch of alcohol dependency compared with true Yahtzee greatness? Crack them cans woman!!

  I came fourth. Not winning a Match is always disappointing, but this loss hurt! Why? Because the first two thirds of the Match were bloody superb for me, then, as is the case in so many of these Matches, it all went to shit! I was getting everything at first! Then I had to zero my Yahtzee, my Four of a Kind and my Large Straight. Needless to say this contributed quite significantly towards my position in this Match!

  In last place was the Don of the Dice, Russell. This was not a good outing for the old man. Finishing last in a Match is never a good thing, obviously, but if the overall standard of play was good and you did your best but just didn't quite make it, that's fine. Trouble is, the standard of play was far from good this evening and I'm sure that everyone did their best but the scores were a bit shocking! What I'm trying to say is Russell, you ought to be ashamed of yourself!!

  

  Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can also email me at bhoyahtzeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.

Live Leaderboard as of 06/11/26

1. Jacob - 18

2. Chris - 16

3. Claire - 12

4. Millie - 10

5. Russell - 9

6. Miles - 4

=7. Lee - 3

=7. Kian - 3

=7. Grace - 3

=10. Kerrie - 2

=10. Faith - 2

12. Chloe - 1

=13. Lily

=13. Isabelle

=13. Jordan

=13. Theo

=13. Jess

=13. "Choi"