BHO One on One - Claire vs. Lee - Match #3 - 31/10/26

 

Match #3 Results

1. Lee - 262

2. Claire - 233

Summary

  If I was to describe this Match in one word, it would be "wobbly". Why? Well, it was played very late in the evening and Claire had had a few Carlsbergs and Lee had been visiting Dr. Greenthumb, if ya know what I mean! So there was a bit of an atmosphere to the proceedings which I can only describe as sickly sweet, which would be Lee's doing, with a touch of cat piss, which would be Claire's doing... bloody Carlsberg!

  Lee won the Match. He had to do a bit of squinting just so he could count the dice, not the pips, the actual dice, as if there isn't always five, the sausage! But he was no less effective. As such he now leads the One on One!

  Claire came second. This, I believe, is her own fault, I mean, if she can't beat a stoner that can barely see then there has to be something wrong quite honestly. Doesn't there?

  So, Lee Lee takes Le Lead! In case you have forgotten, Claire and Lee are not battling it out for cash, no, they are battling for one to cook the other an ultra fancy, and probably uber expensive meal of their choosing. We don't know what Claire would like to snarf, but we do know that Lee is craving a whole Lamb leg... Well buddy, you are one Match closer to it!

Standings

Claire 1 - 2 Lee