Match Results
1. Millie - 295
2. Chris - 278
3. Lee - 260
4. Grace - 255
5. Russell - 188
6. Jacob - 175
7. Claire - 140
Summary
It was a beautiful evening. Just the right type of evening for a bloody good old Yahtzee match. And you you'll never guess what! Go on... I dare you... WRONG!! No we didn't oil ourselves up and try to call Diddy! We had a game of Yahtzee!
Seven of us were present this week, and I have to say, it was a pretty bloody good old match! Let me tell you why:
Millie, yes MILLIE, finished first place in the match, proving, once again that she truly has what it takes to be a winner. It's just a pity that she only ever does it in matches that mean buggered all! She's a sneaky little trout when she wants to be! But hey! I'm happy for her! Well bloody done. This is just more evidence that the Welsh people...
I came second. I actually thought I would be first. Y'know, because I'm clearly deluded. And I can honestly state that the last person I was worried about beating me was Millie. Again, deluded. This has taught me an incredibly powerful lesson: firstly, nothing is for sure in Yahtzee and secondly, even the Welsh can win.
Lee came third. This, unfortunately, constitutes a pretty good result for Lee. There was a time when he was my biggest rival. Now he just seems to meander somwhere in the middle of the leaderboard. I find this deeply saddening, so it's nice to see him play well, even if it's just a friendly! He's already signed up for league Four so hopefully he can get a bit of practice in before then so he can resume his old position as a major pain in my balls!
Grace, həˈlō Grace (yes, I speak Welsh now), came fourth. The more my eldest darling of my loins plays this great sport of ours (yes, sport), the more proud I am. Yes, yes, I know fourth place is not a great result, and she is not always at the top in League matches (sometimes she's not even in the top half of the League match) but what I truly admire is the fact that no matter what happens in ANY match, or how well it's going for her, she NEVER gives up! It usually takes a good while for some people to realise that a match can take a turn for the awesome very quickly. But she never gets despondent and she just plugs away at the dice, week in, week out. Maybe she might become my biggest rival, although I doubt it... I'm awesome *ahem*...
Russell came fifth. It was a bit of a measly score. I have been informed that he is now in possession of a stylus to make online matches easier for him. Just to fill you in, tapping accidentally on the wrong score when playing on the phone IS real and it can be an right old pain in the arse. For Russell though, I think its an age thing, because the stylus certainly didn't help him in this match. The thing is he's pretty much blind at this point and he has arthritis so bad that his fingers pretty much point in the exact opposite direction that they are supposed to. The poor fella. But, bless him, he still gives it all he's got every time despite all this. Plus you certainly don't win Leagues like he has without the same British steel that won us the war! He does get a bit agitated still though. For context, I live two miles away from the living museum exhibit and I could still hear him effing and jeffing from where I was. Calm down fella, you'll give yourself a corinary!
In sixth place came Jacob. I'm not sure if he was still mourning his shoddy final League position or he's just on a really bad run right now. He had so much promise, but what the bloody hell happened I have no idea. Jacob, I think it's time to give World of Warcraft alone now! You are no longer a nerd, you roll dice for your thrills. You've been promoted, it's an honour, so embrace it!!!
Claire finished dead bloody last! She has become an absolute shadow of her former match topping self. In her defence, though, it is a mighty substantial shadow. I will say that she has been ill this week, though. To most people this would be a relatively decent excuse. However, she is so accustomed to the effects of a hangover, a mere sniffle should be a breeze! So, sorry Claire, I'm not buying it! I actually think she was suffering from an apocalyptic hangover, which only usually happens when she's been at the Toilet Duck. Claire, you're family and I need a serious word with you!
Well, that was this Friday's Live match summary. Don't forget, if you're a member, you can join in too if you fancy it. Just keep an eye on the blog or on our Discord. You can als email me at bhoyahtzeeorg@gmail.com for any queries you might have.
See you next time, homies!!
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